Priory of Cock

A Cock in nature.

The Priory of Cock (not to be confused with the Priory of Dick, or the C.O.C.K), was a sex-cult institution in Albuquerque, New Mexico, which acted as a front for chicken trafficking.

Hiding in Plain Sight

On the Surface, the Priory of Cock seemed like your average, run of the mill sex cult; there were several Priory compounds (or 'cock-pounds'), a religous system which worshipped the cult's leader, Uncle Dick, and, of course, a heavy monetary toll for admittance into the Priory. Below the surface, however, was something dastardly.

Chicken Trafficking

Uncle Dick and several other high-ranking cult leaders were secretly using the cult to transport rare chicken breeds. When people died at the commune, Uncle Dick and his accomplices would put the body into a discreet black garbage bag and leave it out by the road for garbage day. However, in March of 3 BB, it was recorded that Uncle Dick had almost four times as many garbage bags as usual at the Cock-pound. This prompted Grand Curiosity from the local Garbageman, who opened one and found, to his horror, that there was no body inside. Instead, there were several live hens. He contacted the police.

ASAC Shrader, arriving at the scene.

DEA Bust

The Albuquerque police department deferred the case to the DEA, where ASAC Hank Schrader began leading an investigation into the dealings of the Priory of Cock. Hank discovered that the Priory had major ties to individuals in the Albuquerque drug trade, including to one 'Heisenberg'. Hank was also mortified when, under oath, the Garbageman revealed he had disposed of over 300 bodies on behalf of Uncle Dick. Hank immediately called in several dozen SWAT agents to infiltrate the Priory of Cock.