R. R. R. R.
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R.R.R.R. (Full name unknown) was the founder and owner of the multigalactic gigaconglomerate 'OmniStar Corporation'. He was an enigmatic and soullean planetary real estate mogul, known across the stars for his no-cause evictions and frequent suspicious collapses of his "unprofitable" residency complexes. R.R.R.R. made much of his money buying and selling entire planets and solar systems to the highest bidder.
| R.R.R.R. | |
|---|---|
| Aliases | Quadruple R
Big R The Top Dog The Boss |
| Affiliation | OmniStar Corporation |
| Occupation | CEO |
| Biographical information | |
| Marital status | F. R. R. R. (m. 999,912 AB-999,998 AB) |
| Date of birth | July 30, 999,909 AB |
| Place of birth | New Memphis, Berrand |
| Date of death | December 31, 999,999 AB |
| Place of death | OmniStar Headquarters, New Memphis, Berrand |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Human |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 6'1 |
| Weight | 190 lbs |
| Eye color | green |
| Appearances | |
Fortune
R.R.R.R. secured his fortune in a rotten way; by finding and selling artifacts from ancient civilizations of times long past. When he was a young boy, R.R.R.R, while on vacation on Trytinia, discovered the fossilized head of a strange tree-like creature in the overgrown wreckage of Waifuria Prime. Enthralled by this discovery, R.R.R.R. brought the head back home with him, and began scouring the Garrynet for more archeological finds. He became fascinated with the ancient galactic empires of times long past; the Combine and Waifurian Empires, in particular.
R.R.R.R. memorized every battle of the Great META Wars, and pored over ancient diagrams and texts of the galaxy-spanning civilizations that had once been. He dreamed of visiting the Waifurian Homeworld, Earth, and seeing for himself the glory and splendor of the heart of the Waifurian Empire. However, when he eventually scrounged enough money up to take a ferry across the stars to the Sol System, he was rather unimpressed with the dilapidated, pitiful excuse of a planet he found before him. Syndor City had long since been reduced to ash; the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was nowhere to be found. Rather dissapointed, R.R.R.R. continued poring over notable locations from the ancient wars; Alexandria, Las Vegas, and even Albuquerque. After a close call with a black hole, R.R.R.R. had one last stop to make on his list; the radioactive hellscape that was Columbus, Ohio.
Arriving in Columbus, R.R.R.R. was astounded at the miraculous preservation of the architecture and machinery of this ancient era; it was as if it had barely been touched. The whole of Columbus was a nuclear ghost town; however, at this point, the average human could sustain up to four hours within the city without any negative effects.