Reginald Vasectomy Treetrunk IX
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Reginald Vasectomy 'Mike' Treetrunk IX was the General Secretariat of the Snowcialist Party, a leftist political party formed by escaped Earthlean Christmas Trees who resettled on the alien world of Orra 12. Reginald was the de facto leader of the Treeoples' Republic of Spruceville, the gigacommune society formed by his peers there.
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| Reginald Vasectomy Treetrunk IX | |
|---|---|
| Aliases | Mike |
| Affiliation | Snowcialist Party of Spruceville |
| Occupation | General Secretary |
| Biographical information | |
| Date of birth | 06/04/9 BB |
| Place of birth | Roanoak Park, Pennsylvania |
| Date of death | 03/22/999,982 AB |
| Place of death | Bidenkeep, Exegar |
| Physical description | |
| Species | North American Spruce |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 10' 11" |
| Weight | 184 lbs |
| Eye color | Jolly |
| Appearances | |
During his time as a prepubescent tree, with roots still planted in the ground, Reginald Vasectomy Treetrunk IX, in taking after his deadbeat father, Reginald Vasectomy Treetrunk VIII, began peddling illicit plantfibers through his mycellium networks. Namely, Reginald peddled Nitrogen compounds which he and his father retrieved from the ground of their nutrient-rich corner of the tree farm. They distributed these nitrogen compounds through the mycellium networks of a 40-square mile fungal network known as Clark. From Clark, these nitrogen compounds would reach hundreds of miles away, passing across other trees and fungal networks until they reached the doorstep of Pando, the Great Tree, who was the power broker of nitrogen oxide compounds across North America.