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Rhonda Mantitt

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Revision as of 00:30, 7 November 2022 by w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32
Rhonda "Ron" Mantitt was renowned for many things. Unfortunately, interdimensional race relations was not one of them.

Rhonda "Ron" Mantitt was the 2nd President of Jacksonville Florida, reigning from 1 BB to 3 AB. During his stint as President, Rhonda accomplished a great deal.

Woman Ban

In his first move as President, Rhonda successfully banned books featuring women from being read in classrooms. Instead, an alternative was provided, that being massive quantities of gay hentai/erotica being shipped to the Jacksonville Florida Public School System. It didn't stop there, though; in March of 1 BB, Rhonda, in a move that stunned his predecessor, Perry, Rhonda declared Women illegal. All Jacksonvillian Women were deported on airplanes to New York City and Washington DC. Of course, Rhonda's wife, Richard, was exempt from this; as were the other female coastal elites of Jacksonville Florida.

Combine Plot

Next, Rhonda banned use of the Combine-19 Virus vaccine being used in Jacksonville Florida; due to it being "unpatriotic", and slammed U.S. President Donald J. Trump for "manufacturing Combine 5G Nanobots to put in our bloodstreams". Trump responded by tweeting a picture of a thermonuclear warhead and tagging Rhonda in the post.

Interdimensional Race Relations (Poor)

Rhonda had a very poor foreign policy. When the various Xen creatures such as Vortiguants and headcrabs were seeking asylum in Jacksonville Florida in the aftermath of the Great META War, Rhonda publicly insulted them for being "lazy illegal aliens". Rhonda told the various fauna of Xen that they needed to "get a job".

Several Vortigaunts protested this.