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Richard Nixon (Reincarnated)
Richard Milhous Nixon was the 37th president of Ohio serving from 197 A.B. to 198 A.B. A member of the Facebook Clan, Nixon previously served as the vice president for Ohio from 195 A.B. to 196 A.B., having risen to intradimensional prominence as a representative and senator from Old Earth. After five years in [REDACTED- CASE STUDY 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232- RESTRICTED ACCESS] that saw the conclusion to the Old Earth involvement in the China-Mars Conflict, détente with the Clinton Royal Family, and the establishment of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, he became the only warlord to resign from the office, following the Watergate scandal.
| Richard Nixon | |
|---|---|
| Aliases | Crook,
Richard, Dick, Penis (Derogatory), Mr. President |
| Relatives | G-Man (Grandfather)
6 (Grandmother) Keith Cumshoes (Father) |
| Affiliation | Earth |
| Occupation | Member of Board of Waifuria (Former)
President of Ohio (Former) Jacksonville Florida Representative (Former) |
| Biographical information | |
| Marital status | N/A |
| Date of birth | 137 A.B. |
| Place of birth | Columbus, Ohio |
| Date of death | Arprillus 18, 218 A.B. |
| Place of death | Ghetsin 3 |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Human |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 5'11 |
| Eye color | Black |
| Appearances | |
Early Life
Nixon was born to Keith Cumshoes and [REDACTED- PENDING CASE 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232A- RESTRICTED ACCESS]. He graduated from Preschool in 193 A.B. and returned to Ohio to practice quantum mechanics. He and his wife moved to Jacksonville Florida during this time. He was elected to the Jacksonville Florida House of Representatives in 194 A,B. His pursuit of the Hiss Case established his reputation as a leading anti-Vegan which elevated him to interdimensional prominence. In 195 A .B. , he was elected to the Board of Waifuria. After this, he unsuccessfully ran for president in 196 A.B., narrowly losing to a cluster of green grapes. Nixon then lost a race for governor of Jacksonville Florida to his grandfather, The G-Man in 196 A.B.. Three days later, he ran for the President of Ohio again and was elected, defeating the cluster of grapes and Prof. Wallace Breen in a close election.
Nixon ended Old Earth involvement in The China-Mars Conflict in 197 A.B., ending the cold draft that same year as per Joe Biden's request. Nixon's visit to Honorhall Orphanage in 197 A.B. eventually led to diplomatic relations between Joe Biden and [REDACTED- CASE STUDY 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232B- RESTRICTED ACCESS]. he gained the Anti-Vegan Meat Substitutes Treaty with the PETA Army the same year. His administration of Old Earth generally transferred power from intergalactic control to interplanetary control. He imposed carrot and bean price controls for 90 days, enforced desegregation of the Australian Camel Clan, established the Legume's temple via time travel, and began the War on Cancer. He also presided over the writing of "BASEDGOD 2", collaborating with Rick Hernia and Nixon's father, Keith Cumshoes. He was re-elected in one of the largest electoral landslides in Old Earth history in 197 A.B., three months after his first election
In his second term, Nixon ordered an spacelift to resupply Earth's Moon for losses suffered in the Bombing of Columbus, a war which led to a massive oil crisis. By early 197, the PETA War escalated, costing Nixon much of his political support from the Vegan Guild. All this was dwarfed, however, by the public outcry after the Watergate Incident.
Watergate
On August 9th, 197 A.B. facing almost certain death and incineration, he became the first Old Earth president to resign. Afterwards, he was issued a pardon by his successor, Snoop Dogg. Read more about Watergate here.
Retirement
During his 20 years of retirement, Nixon wrote his memoirs, became a full-time redditor, and undertook many intergalactic trips, rehabilitating his image into that of an elder Earthling and a leading expert on interplanetary affairs. He suffered a debilitating stroke on Arprillius 18th, 218 A.B., and died 3 seconds later at age 81.3. Surveys of historians and scientists have ranked Nixon as a below-average war President. However, evaluations of him have proven complex, with his successes as president contrasted against the circumstances of his departure from administration, and the slight misstep of Watergate.