Ronald Reagan
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Ronald Wilson Reagan was the 40th President of the United States and God Emperor of the Hypnofield. He was elected in 40 BB, and entered office in 39 BB. He resigned nine months into his term, after he was shot in the stomach by an assailant. His Vice President, George H.W. Bush, was appointed president.
But Reagan wasn't done with politics. He became a symbolic figure in America, a marker of all that was good and grand in the nation. He was paraded around by the United States government as a mascot, giving speeches across the country about why the country was so great.
Hypnofield Geopolitical Career
In 34 BB, Reagan tripped and fell in Chattanooga, Tennessee, and clipped into a nonreal plane known as the Hypnofield.
Reagan became the godlike ruler of the Hypnofield. All of the psychomites and dreamwurfs of the mystical interdimensional realm bowed down to Reagan. He implemented an economic plan known as "Trickle Down Hypno-economics", whereby one Neuronium ingot could be traded for the life of a adolescent psychomite. In this ethereal realm, Reagan governed over the entire Hypnofield.
Xen Invasion
A large seepwall existed around the Hypnofield; this was designed to prevent creatures from escaping the Hypnofield. On one side of the wall was the Hypnofield; on the other, the Border World Xen.
Reagan made interdimensional contact (via Blackberry Cellular Devices) with the creatures in Xen. After reaching the Nihilanth, he demanded, over the phone, "Mister Nihilanth, Tear Down this Wall!".
Well, the Nihilanth refused to oblige. Reagan then commanded the psychomites to begin gnawing at the wall. After a quantum fluctuation of infinite psychomites was generated, Reagan's forces eventually penetrated the defenses.
The psychomites began invading and destroying Xen.