Battle of Alexandria

The Battle of Alexandria, with several Combine Gunships and a Waifurian Aircraft carrier visible. The skeleton of Waifuria Prime is visible in the background, departing for it's construction near Ghetsin 3.

Final Battle

The Battle of Alexandria was the final major battle in the Great META War. Rick Hernia commanded a legion of 4000 of Earth's finest in the M.T.O, opposing the Combine Grand General Grievous and a seemingly limitless supply of Combine forces and weaponry. While Rick's forces were severely outnumbered, he and his men fought a noble fight till the end. Many brave M.T.O. soldiers perished in this fight. They died watching the skeleton of Waifuria Prime rise over the Alexandria horizon, a bone-chilling omen of what was to come.

Here Comes Keith

As Rick Hernia's legion was nearly defeated, Keith Cumshoes led a squad of Superpredators to reclaim the city's center. They tore through the Combine defenses, eventually coming to face Grievous. Keith Cumshoes and Grievous engaged in a violent argument which culminated in Grievous cutting off Keith Cumshoes' left arm (this was a non-life threatening injury, and Keith recovered in a matter of hours).

Rick Hernia and a few of his remaining troops arrived at the scene in the nick of time, firing on all cylinders at the Combine hideout. Under Rick's leadership, The Superpredators beat Grievous back to his command ship.

Death of Rick Hernia

Just as they appeared to be about to win the war, all of the Superpredators fell limp to the ground. A Combine EMP had been deployed. General Grievous grabbed Rick Hernia's head and twisted it all the way around, popping it clean off. This was the end of Rick's physical existence for quite some time, although he recovered from his injuries.

Grievous Matrix Hacked

As Grievous was clambering onto his ship, Keith Cumshoes shot a specialized dart into the Bad General's chest, which contained one of Mister Nefarious' Zip Bombs. General Grievous became plagued with slow memory speeds and incessant pop-up advertisements from animated sex websites. The general's OS was so damaged that he spent the next 12 years in hibernation while the Combine's greatest doctors attempted to repair it.

Grievous scurried into his command center and demanded his Combine captain return him to the C.O.C.K. as large animated breasts danced across his vision. Several hours later, after the fearsome General's retreat, the Gigamagnet was activated and the Earth was soon cleansed of Combine forces.