Saul Badman

Saul Badman was a skinwalker of horrendous origin who appeared suddenly and violently on Nex Kroasis late in the lifespan of the Omniverse. It inhabited the Plutonian Soullean corpse of long-dead attorney and love interest to G-Man, Saul Goodman.

Appearance Theorem

Saul Badman's appearance was somewhat violent. An explosion occurred at 66:73 XM local time in the city of Xannis'sia a DD-3 HYPNUS, killing hundreds of civilians instantly. A cloud of noxious yellow fog consumed the city, and for the next several days, nobody could see outside of their windows. When the fog cleared, Saul Badman was towering over the city, standing at roughly 400 feet tall. Saul Badman began screaming violently and keeled over, gagging until it produced a small crystalline egg from its mouth. Saul Badman's massive body then disintegrated (which seemed to cause it great anguish), and the egg was left in the Xannis'sian town square.

Egg Mysteriums

The Kroasian authorities quickly swept in to collect the crystalline egg, which was roughly the size of a human skull. The DD-3 VOIDBALM Precinct's Sherriff, who went by the designation '0X_6Hartag_Sherriff9_XO', attempted to pick up the egg, but, despite his grand fervor and ability, found himself unable to do so.

A grand Kroasian forklift was brought to the egg site, which had been engineered with specialized ultra-pure Dutt Kroasian Bismuth (not harvested by children). This forklift lifted the egg approximately two centimeters off the ground before buckling under the egg's intense weight and exploding into three billion, four hundred million, sixty two thousand, eight hundred and ninety one pieces. Eventually, the egg was simply caged by 0X_6Hartag_Sherriff9_XO, who didn't want to mess with the stubborn thing anymore. This proved to be a grandiose blunder on his part, as the Garraxium cage which was fitted around the egg began to act as an extrasolar incubator.

Egg Hatcherium Theorem

The egg began to shake roughly eighty-one Nex Kroasian days later (two earth hours).