The Board of Waifuria
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The Board of Waifuria was a governing body and later a tyrannical intergalactic empire based in North America. It had five representatives, one elected from each major country; those being the United States, Canada, Mexico, Ohio, and Jacksonville Florida.
| U.S.A. | Canada | Ohio | Jacksonville Florida | Mexico | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Representative | Joe Biden | Brad K. (Deceased),
Acting Rep.- Moose #3224 |
Frank Bronston
|
Perry | G-Man |
| Political Affiliation | Democrat | Green | Communist Party of Cascadia | Democrat | N.A.L.T.S. Party |
| Age | Unclear | 14 | 43 | 66 | Unknown |
It was formed after the Great META War, when all five nations agreed that they needed to have a stronger alliance in order to fight off another invasion of such magnitude. The Board's main center of operations was Memphis, Tennessee, where they operated out of the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid (Second Instance). The top of the pyramid was the Chairman's chambers, usually occupied by Joe Biden. The Board at first had no real jurisdiction, but over time they gained more and more power, although that was not completely intentional on their part.
The Imperial Era
In 1 A.B., Joe Biden declared Democracy was a "load of malarkey" and then the position of Chairman of the Board (as well as President of the United States) was promptly erased. He declared himself the new "overlord of North America". This began the age of Board of Waifuria Imperalism. Biden immediately began ordering deep space expeditions, and in 3 A.B. an American ship entered the Ghetsin-Todd Solar System. A year later, construction was completed on Biden's gigantic space station, Waifuria Prime. Ohio, Mexico, Canada, and the United States were all consumed into this new unilateral Board Empire. In fact, the only nation in North America with a fully functioning autonomous government was Jacksonville Florida.