Tomaestro
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The Tomaestro was the Great Green Vegetable Warden and Interim Vegetable Consulate prior to the birth of, and following the elimination of, Pogult Moe at the hands of her estranged husband. The Tomaestro was Tomatolean in nature and it showed. He was heavily invested in the olive oil lobby, which ended up garnering the ire of rival Interim Fabulous Fruit Consulate Olive McPita. The Tomaestro was responsible for overseeing the vegetableaculums across the Omniverse. However, he overstepped several times in this role (facilitating harvastiums, the job of the Harvest God, and ended up garnering the ire of Onmoh Sab. This was misfortunate, as Onmoh Sab was a Vile Enemy to have. Vegetable yields plummeted a staggering 40000% and Tomaestro was subject to Summary Execution in 12 AB and then thrust on a grill and sliced up to be eaten on a burger with brioche bun at Bunnings.