Trollge
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| Trollge | |
|---|---|
| Aliases | The Ender |
| Relatives | Auditor (Adoptive Parent) |
| Affiliation | Employers |
| Occupation | God of Chaos |
| Biographical information | |
| Marital status | Unknown |
| Date of birth | Pretime |
| Place of birth | Outervoid |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Outervoidian |
| Gender | Trollsexual |
| Height | 503 Quixtops and 309,324 Marrgrips |
| Weight | 899,345,130 Selluniums |
| Eye color | Trollean |
| Appearances | |
The Trollge was the God of Chaos, Entropy, and Deception. It took the position of God of Chaos following the death of the previous holder of that title, Jared Fogle, at the hands of Donald Trump. The Trollge was also the creator of all cryptoids across the Omniverse.
Creation
The Trollge was originally an eldritch being from the Outervoid which casually fed on the souls of those stupid enough to ever attempt to directly leave the Omniverse. It lived this way for many millennia before it was suddenly transported into the Omniverse by the Employers and given sentience and godlike power by them.
Duties
The Trollge's primary purpose in the Omniverse was to disrupt abundances of order, excluding of course those endorsed by The Employers, and consume them. The Trollge was also tied to the concepts of entropy and decay thus acting as the living foil by which those processes occurred.
Notable Actions
The Trollge was largely inconsequential to the Omniverse with the exclusion of two key events, the first being the creation of all Cryptoids across the Omniverse. When asked about why it chose to create horrifying abominations specifically designed only to to kill, it simply replied "You mad bro?" The second key event was its siding with the Enclave and Joe Biden during the 3rd Great META War. When asked why it would go about such a ridiculously stupid action, The Trollge is reported to have justified its actions as being "for the lulz" noone in the entire history of the Omniverse or Multiverse knows what the fuck this means.