Tsylophide

Tsypholide was a wire & tentacle-powered machinereacher spawned on the excellent planet Koe Biden. It was a fan of water balloons and thusly built a grand permanently inflated one and affixed it to his granose head. He was Grandly infested with Grand disease in Peru, and contamination with a variant of Hepatisis Z, which was caught after interesting Relations with President Floordeck.