Twink Poll Test
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Twink Poll Test
The twink poll test was a poll test conducted by Rick Hernia and Keith Cumshoes on the entire male population of Earth in 1 A.B. Every male's BMI, headshot, and body type were entered into the Twinkotron 2000 and poll tests were distributed worldwide. Ultimately, the poll was narrowed down to a bracket of eight of the globe's top twinks. The poll test was paused for three months in order to 'build suspense', according to a source who preferred to remain anonymous. When the brief recess ended, the bracket was completed. The winner of the twink poll test, and the world's 'twink of all twinks' was declared to be a Mr. Mario D'ittalino of Florence, Italy. Unfortunately, Mr. D'ittalino was displeased with this result and allegedly physically assaulted and verbally abused the Twinkotron 2000. This resulted in his arrest by the Waifurian CIA and his permanent dissapearance.