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The United States of America
Template:(FINAL) Government Entity The United States of America (often referred to as U.S.A, or simply America), was a mostly failed state which existed in North America for roughly 250 years.
Accomplishments
The United States was famous for:
- The #1 Country in terms of Obesity Rates (88% Obesity Rate)
- The #1 Country in terms of Secession Attempts (55, 1 successful; see Ohio)
Inception
After living his whole life under the rule of a militaristic empire, North America-born politician and Founding Father Benjamin Frunklin decided he wanted to create his own militaristic empire. His vision for the future: the United States of America. In 244 B.B., he drafted a Declaration of Independence, which opened with the sentence, "Fuck you and your goofy ass inbred royal family". It was delivered to the King of England.
The British fleets soon therafter arrived on the shores of North America, with thousands of troops. Their mission- assassinate the revolutionaries. Frunklin, having thought this might occur, had assembled a Grand Army of America, with as many as 10,000 colonists, bears, elk, wolves, and one rabbit. The Revolutionary War lasted approximately 7 hours, earning it the nickname, the Seven Hour War. When the day was done, the Americans had won, and were free to create their own doomed state on the land they stole.
Presidents
There were 45 Presidents of the United States, although most were identical to the presidents of our Universe. Some notable differences include:
President #1- Benjamin Frunklin