Waifuria Prime
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Waifuria Prime
| Aliases | The Deaf Star
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|---|---|
| Affiliation | Board of Waifuria |
| Occupation | Artificially Intelligent Artificial Satellite |
| Biographical information | |
| Date of birth | 4 A.B. |
| Place of birth | Ghetsin 3 |
| Date of death | 314 A.B. |
| Place of death | Todd |
| Physical description | |
| Weight | 133 Trillion U.S. Tons |
| Appearances | |
Waifuria Prime was an artificial planetoid constructed in 4 A.B. under the supervision of North American Overlord Joe Biden . It was built in orbit of Ghetsin 3, where the Legume was used as an eternal power source.
Waifuria Prime was the first official artificially intelligent artificial satellite that acted as an authentic satellite-based satellite state for an artificially official government entity. The artificial satellite became known universally for being the first artificially intelligent artificial satellite operating as an authentic artificial satellite state.
Commercialization
By 6A.B., Waifuria Prime was a bustling intergalactic hub. With over 10,000 vendors opening shop on the space station, Biden felt the need to delegate his duties to someone else. His top pick for this was Bryan Crayon IV, the great-grandson of the architect of the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid. Bryan Crayon became the Governor of Waifuria Prime, but it was clear from the start that his intentions were always to turn a profit for North America, and Nothing else.
G-Man, G-Man, and Goodman Acquisition
In 22 A.B., G-Man, G-Man Alpha, and Saul Goodman acquired Waifuria Prime as the result of a nasty lawsuit against Joe Biden. The three began even further transforming the space station into a corporate hellscape. Bryan Crayon was excecuted by firing squad and Saul became the De Facto Governor of Waifuria Prime.