Waifurian Civil War
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The Waifurian Civil War was a 3-year intragalactic conflict occurring from 20,029 AB to 20,032 AB. It ran simultaneous to and succeeded the 2nd Great META War.
Reasons
The Waifurian Civil War began when Waifurian Emperor Joseph Robinette Biden, in a period of steep cognitive decline, began hallucinating events and people from his past. He complained that the 'AC in his Rice Farm' was too 'hop' and whined that 'the Combine is inside of me'. These mildly humorous comments would've indicated an immediate need for hospice care were he any other person. But this is the Mummy we're talking about, and he remained in power.
Enlistments
Mummy visited the Waifurian Cadet School in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, and immediately enlisted all cadets into a fleet of Greenspill and Dissonance Energy-powered IV StarCruisers. With his top military officers entrapped on Ghetsin 3, as the Combine besieged the Temple of Rannjoe, Mummy neglected to send them reinforcements; instead opting to send all available Waifurian Troops to the planet of Querria. He explained that the Combine had set up a military base there 'larger than the sky' and ordered a total evisceration of the settlement.
Little did the Waifurian Army know, they were on their way to destroy a major Waifurian Military base;