Wicked Beetlebrat of Winnepeg, Manitoba
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The Wicked Beetlebrat of Winnepeg, Manitoba was a soullean Buge Atronach. It towered above the average human at 504 feet tall. It lurked in the forests and plains outside of Winnipeg; often resting beside highways or cornfields. And on dark, cold nights, when wretched misfortunate vehicles drove by, alone, unaccompanied by any other, the Wicked Beetlebrat would strike. It would fly up off of the ground like a reverse domino, shrieking and screaming, and then slam its large, flat body back down on top of the victim, crushing any car, truck, or tractor beneath and feasting on its occupants. This was not grand. Or perhaps it was grand, depending on if you were concerned about world overpopulation. Regardless, Manitoba, Canada wasn't exactly a booming population center for most of Omniversal History, and the Wicked Beetlebrat helped to ensure that fact.