William Howard Taft

William Howard Taft
Aliases	William Taft Diabetes 7
Affiliation	M.T.O
Occupation	Soldier; later Fisherman
Biographical information
Date of birth	09/09/110 BB.
Place of birth	Chicago, Illinois
Date of death	07/04/22 AB
Place of death	Body- Christian Children's Hospital Soul- Downward Spiral Infinitesimal Quandry
Physical description
Species	Human
Gender	Male
Height	6'1
Weight	467 lbs.
Eye color	Blue
Appearances

William Howard Taft, otherwise known as William Taft, was an M.T.O footsoldier, and a frequent flyer with Delta airlines. William aged in reverse, and twice as slow as a normal human, but died an unfortunate early death due to a combination of Stage 7 Diabetes and Soul-Hell Embalmment in the Downward Spiral. He was only 132 years old.

Taft served as President of the United States in your universe, but in the Rick Hernia Omniverse, President Not-A-Combine served during his term.