Wojakia
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The Wojak Isles, often referred to colloquially as 'Wojakia,' 'Soychudville', or 'Wojo', were a cluster of lushly forested isles located in the southeastern Mediterranean sea. They were home to the Wojak people, a rare homonid species thought extinct until their discovery by scientist Charles Darwin in 190 BB. Upon their discovery, the Wojaks began interbreeding with Humans leading to many humans having between 2-4% Soy DNA in their veins. However, in certain cases interbreeding between Wojak and Human led to a motley subspecies referred to only as 'Soyjak'. These creatures had soy bones and soy blood and were banished to the Wojak island of Chudsylvania, as their vocabulary consisted only of the word 'Actually'.
Agriculture
The warm temperatures and lush climate of the Wojak Isles lent themselves well to growing one crop in particular- Soy. In fact, Soy was the only crop which thrived on these otherwise barren isles, and so comprised the majority of the diet of the Wojak people. This is thought to have been a major reason for the Soyliness of the Soyjak subspecies.
