Bidengrub
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Bidengrub (Bidonious Insectius) was a small, Earthlean species of insect which developed around 800,000 AB. As ancient soils where the Mummy had once toiled became irradiated with Uranium Rains, the long-dormant Osirian Brain Termites were resuscitated by foul things and transformed into the image of their former host, Joe Biden. These insects walked around mumbling in high pitched voices various Biden phrases, such as “Come on, Man” and “Here’s the deal!”a new Bidengrub civilization was formed underneath the Sovereign Kurdish Republic, and eventually, the Bidengrubs infested the rulers of this kingdom, running a puppet government in the lands that had once been Iraq. The people of Kurdish Republic did not question their governments sudden interest in buying exotic wood from around the world, as questions were banned by the Bidentermites which had rotted their leaders’ brains.