Bidonic Ascent
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The Bidonic Ascent was the historical term for the period of time from roughly 2 BB to 10AB, when Joe Biden maneuvered his way from MTO Veteran cardholder to Supreme Emperor of the Omniverse in just a few short years.
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As the Great META War raged on across the Earth, tensions were reaching a breaking point. The Combine Army was desperately throwing troops at the major centers of human civilization in North America and Asia. Washington DC faced a growing orbital bombardment problem, despite the best efforts of the administration of president and Magarra incarnate, Donald J. Trump.
Behind the scenes, hidden forces were most displeased with the failures of the MAGA King. The country had lost significant territory, with the Combine annexing large swaths of Oregon and Washington state. The Red Corporate Interests Party and Blue Corporate Interests Party bickered constantly, blaming the ongoing conflict on one another repeatedly, and failing to do anything constructive to help the wartorn republic they lived in.
Congress had become ineffective; a bloated, symbolic machine which served only to stop itself from functioning. The Great MAGA King was an archaic embodiment of the failures of America- a relic of a long bygone era, who some believed to be restrained by his inhumanity (a curse suffered by all pre-humanic peoples on Earth before the gifts of Prometheus).
As the 2020 Election loomed on the horizon, the Waifurian CIA aimed to set the country back on the course they wanted- and they brought an old tool out of hiding. The Mummy, who they had been exploiting and using for fifty years (various reasons, including [MK-REDACT]. They secretly paid off every major Blue Corporate Interests Party candidate to drop out of the race, and propped Joe Biden up as the sole candidate to run against the MAGA King.
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The two quickly began firing insults at one another on live television, as both of their campaigns began ramping up. The Great MAGA King began holding 'MAGAMOON' Rallies on the surface of Earth's Moon, which drew tens of thousands of intergalactic spectators. Mummy also held several zoom Meetings.