Bilb Gimp

Portlandish Bilborian Gimpoid

Bilb Gimp was a mentally ill deranged-sex chronically online cyclist Bloodhound-Humash Hybrid residing primarily in Scotland, and, post-Final Moment, in Portland Oregon.

Bilb Gimp, born in Wopplegrove McNuttsville in Scotland, ran a rotten Instagram page from 2 AB to 999,999 AB under the tag '@bilbgimp'. This page was Grand. In 2 AB, Bilb Gimp was employed for a time at G-Man Alpha's Fried Chicken Venture on Garraxia but tried to boil Ice and Shoes 2 hours into his first shift and started a fire which eventually was exploited and used by the Garraxian Hypotherians to combust the whole of the chain, resulting in the end of the Fried Chicken on Garraxia.This resulted in a permanent grudge of G-Man Timefracture Alpha against Bilb Gimp.

Portlandish Accident

While supercycling through the dunes of Earth-remnant rock Astero Pacifica, Bilb Gimp accidentally coasted into the realm of Portland Oregon in 999,995 AB, Within this fiery walls, Bilb Gimp adopted the guise of 'Bilb Gimp' for the first time. Now Bilb Gimp, Bilb Gimp was trapped under a smoldering Portlandish parking garage and melted into the ground, remaining in that state for the next four years. During this time, he crawled excruciatingly toward the edge of the Portlandium, moving at a pace of 1 nanometer per second.

Portlandish Escape

By 999999 AB his nose had finally reached the firmament, when he noticed a shadow moving beyond. Moahtia-motsip-fishslurp IVX, a Ghetsinian Fruiterer, had planted a garden on the exterior of Portland Oregon. Among this garden was a watermelon; this melon would turn out to be very Artistically Relevant. Bilb Gimp watched as Moahtia-motsip-fishslurp IVX leaned down to cut the melon. Viewing this beauty, and nearly escaped from his Portlandish Years of Purgatory, Bilb Gimp pulled his JF Sweetphone out and used his final 1% battery to record and upload this watermelon cutting. However, a Nasty Serpent Emerged, . and sted the infamous, world-renowned video 'See The Last Surprise', which garnered nearly 10 views. This video was artistically commended and celebrated and earned Bilb Gimp a Hodgepodge Portlandish Goldspoink Award for Greatness thrice. As a