Bill Clinton
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| William Clinton | |
|---|---|
| Aliases | Mr. President The Goblin |
| Relatives | Chelsea Clinton (Daughter) |
| Affiliation | Blue Corporate Interests Party |
| Occupation | President of The United States |
| Biographical information | |
| Marital status | Hillary Rotham Clinton |
| Date of birth | 08/19/74 BB |
| Place of birth | Hope, Arkansas |
| Date of death | 5/3/22 AB |
| Place of death | Donald Trump Memorial Hospital |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Human |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 6'2 |
| Weight | 190 lbs |
| Eye color | blue |
| Appearances | |
Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton was the 42nd president of the United States and served from 27 B.B. to 19 B.B. He was noted among many to be a "player" and reportedly had over 500 affairs during his time as president. Notably, he admitted a time-displaced G-Man (Timefracture Alpha) to be his Secretary of State in 23 B.B. Clinton also oversaw the loss of Jacksonville Florida from the Union, although he didn't really seem to care. He would later state he regretted that decision, lamenting all the money he could have made off the prosperous city-state.
Joe Biden
Clinton also worked closely with Joe Biden during the Great META War, helping the general convince the United States Government to sanction a "smelling test" for every prospective recruit to the nation's army. Biden wanted to personally sniff each cadet to ensure they were 'up to Union standards'.
Donald Trump
Clinton also had a close friendship with the entity known as 'Donald Trump' (who Clinton had wrongly ascertained to be human). The two remained good friends until an unfortunate falling out occurred between the two of them after a brawl at Geoffrey Eckstein's island estate.
Geoffrey Eckstein
Clinton's closest friend was probably Geoffrey Eckstein, a famous philanthropist. It's unclear what exactly the two bonded over, but whatever it was, it was definitely completely innocent.
