Alex Jones

Alexander Emeritus Jones was an American philosopher and political scientist, whose works, including the books 'The Great META War for The World' (about the Great META War 1) and 'The Great Awakening: Defeating the Combine and Launching the Next Great Renaissance', as well as politically thoughtful and well-researched preachings on his web program, 'InfoPeace.com', placed him in high regard by the United States Government and by the Board of Waifuria. He was a very well-respected thinker and was frequently invited to give political lectures at universities. While conservative leaning, Jones was very respectful towards those of differing opinions, and had strong friendships with such figures as the Great MAGA King, Bill Clinton, James Fargo, and Geoffrey Eckstein. A particularly strong friendship was formed between Jones and Hillary Clinton, but the relationship unfortunately deteriorated following a heated, yet respectful and compassionate, debate about Clinton's responsibility for the Attack on Titan. Jones' site 'InfoPeace', was incredibly successful, known to promote life-changing miracle drugs and beautiful health fixes which were praised by audiences for their efficacy and accuracy. Jones was one of the prime resistors of the Mummy's Bidonic Ascent, but condemned the Dark MAGA Acolyte cohort that attempted to coup the government several years into the Ascent. He advocated for a peaceful transition of power, and was rewarded with a permanent role as a Professor of Political Science at Ronald Reagan Memorial University.