4 Whacked

4 Whacked was a delicious meal developed on Halloween Island, Malta, by Italian Chefster Mangiono Di'Polliono, which was loosely inspired by the ancient Humash meal, '2 Wooked'. However, Di'Polliono failed to understand basic elements of the former dish; including the usage of hot dogs, boiled eggs, and mulch; completely misunderstanding the ancient Humash MySpace Status he used to 'trace' this recipe, he grossly maimed and violated the original dish, resulting in a distinct and flavorsome taste which was come to be enjoyed by the residents of Halloween Island, and inparticular, tourists.

Composition

The dish was realtively simply; start with a white bread base, cut it into two horizontal halves, and put spinach and vinegar on either bread face. Then, slice tomatoes thinly and put two slices on each loaf. Then, put Munster or Camembert cheese slices on the right half. Then, place pickled banana peppers on the right half. Then, place a basil leaf on the right hand. Then, squirt hot cayenne pepper sauce on the right half. Now, the important part; peal a banana, and put the whole banana atop the cayenne pepper sauce; roll it around to ensure it assumes the juices of both the hot sauce and the banana pepper juice. Thusly, bring the two bits of bread together and close the sandwich; congratulations, you have constructed 4 Whacked.