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Blampistian Gigasiege

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The Blampistian Gigasiege was the Enclave's invasion of the BLAMPIST-1 System. The battle begin in 999,978 AB after an OmniStar 'Peace Drone' was shot down by Hars defense systems on BLAMPIST-1 G. This 'Peace Drone' had been allegedly sent by Corporatus to 'Investigate Prospective Markets' among the Vardonnens on BLAMPIST-1 G. This action alerted the Enclave to a previously unknown Hars presence on the planet, and, percievably, a hostile one. A full scale invasion was launched against the BLAMPIST-1 system, with the intention of wiping out dissent and subjugating one of the Omniverse's most populous and influencial systems under Enclave control.

Droneshot

On April 44, 999,978 AB, a Hars atmospheric scout spotted a mysterious technology floating along the ridge around the hidden city of Careegah on BLAMPIST-1 G. The technology was warned in Hars, American, and Amaric tongues to stay away; however, it declined. (This was because the technology was a 'Peace Drone' from the OmniStar Corporation, used to surveil and identify potential markets in uncontacted civilizations and systems, and had no audio input or output). OmniStar had been previously unaware of the Hars presence on BLAMPIST-1 G, and were investigating mysterious eBay and adult film purchases emenating from this seemingly barren mountain range.

The Hars atmospheric scout, Amordikamei Fermanikot II, followed Hars protocol and vaporized the unidentified technology as it crossed into Careegar's city limits.

Displeasure

This action immediately alerted Corporatus to an unidentified, potentially dangerous, party on BLAMPIST-1 G, and a scouting force of Enclave Spacesoldiers was deployed to monitor the situation.