Bombing of Columbus
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The Bombing of Columbus was a large-scale Nuclear tragedy that occured near the beginning of the META war. General Reggie Fils-Aime led the MTO's army, whilst the opposing side's Corporal Wallace Breen continued on with his violent Scorched Cock Policy, a trail of pain which began from his deployment in Washington D.C. It consisted of the burning and preparing of the male genetalia in a way similar to that of the popular American sausage food, Hot Dogs. In an effort to preserve more men's livelihoods, General Fils-Aime made the difficult decision to withdraw from Colmumbus; they retreated to Cleveland. From there, he ordered his troops to release the Nuclear Pumpkin.
