Boob Tonic Plague

Boob Tonic Plague Doctors wearing tightly fitted M-95 surgical masks, as was European custom.

The Boob Tonic Plague was a mass casualty pandemic event which occurred during the Mid Evil ages on Earth.

Onset.=

The plague began after a Berrenthian Mousehorn arrived on Earth onboard the comet Mickolviun. The comet crash landed in southern Iberia, from which the Berrenthian Mousehorn traveled north, eventually ending up in Paris, where he bit a pedestrian's penis very powerfully and injected the man with the illustrious, horrendous Boob Tonic (of which the plague is named).

This man, Azarath Moizoillous, soon began convulsing violently, before his breasts seperated themselves from his skeleton and he bled out in the street. Launched at supersonic speeds, his pectoral muscles slammed into the face of a nearby fruit vendor, who subsequently was infected, and soon enough, the entire square had been infected.

Pandemic Status

The Boob Tonic Plague soon spread outward from Paris into the rest of Europe, with the notable exclusion of the kingdom of Prussia (which had armed itself with Anti-Extraterrestrial Virus Vaccines in the years prior, for unknown reasons.) The disease was officially recognized by the World Health Organization (AKA Catholic Church)