Brain Dead Stupid Fuck

Brain Dead Stupid Fuck was a poor unfortunate creature that was accidentally created by students during a science class at Honorhall Orphanage. Upon creation, the filthy wretched creature covered in an unspecified compound residue ran out the door of the orphanage and onto a busy highway where it was instantly run over by a Honda Civic driven by a drunk Keith Cumshoes at 200km/h.

Due to Brain Dead Stupid Fuck not technically being a Human or Humanoid, the death was treated as an unfortunate roadkill incident.

Brain Dead Stupid Fuck was buried in the courtyard of Honorhall Orphanage which has since been bulldozed and office complexes built on top of.

Nobody remembers Brain Dead Stupid Fuck and frankly nobody cares.