Burning of the Library of Jacksonville

The Burning of the Library of Jacksonville was a massive bookocide event which occurred in the city-state of Jacksonvile Florida in 3 AB.

Background

Rhonda Mantitt was the 2nd President of Jacksonville Florida, preceded and succeeded by Perry. During his time in office, Rhonda was infamous for his 'Woman Ban' (making females illegal in the country of Jacksonville Florida). Rhonda also introduced 'Don't Say Gay' legislation which was, from an omniversal standpoint, very very stupid. Rhonda served as a Submissive Bottom for Donald J. Trump and ruled Jacksonville with a sweaty, bigoted fist. That is, until his ousting from the position in 2 AB, thanks to a clever plot by Perry and Jezebel the Vortigaunt.

After being relieved of his post as President, Rhonda cowered in the Hentai Warehouse for several days, before eventually making his way out through a series of complex underpaper tunnels. Upon his escape, Rhonda was very upset about Perry's fucking him over-- and vowed to get revenge, somehow. However, Rhonda knew he could never show his face in public again; not after the embarrassment that he experienced in the Hentai Warehouse.

So, Rhonda, after rummaging through a pile of unopened boxes in a corner, found a gay hentai blow-up doll. He cut it open and stepped inside, wrapping himself in the tight embrace of a shirtless, ripped 'Joker' from Persona 5. Now, as 'Joker', Rhonda stepped out of the warehouse in this strange and nasty disguise, determined to get revenge on Perry.

Sabotage

Rhonda hated women, Rhonda hated gay people, but more than anything-- Rhonda hated books. It's unknown why he was so fascinated with gay hentai but nontheless, the schools of Jacksonville Florida were filled with it. Perry, upon entering office, began an immediate removal of all Gay Hentai from Jacksonville Florida schools. When Rhonda heard about this, he became engraged. How dare Perry undo his many (3) years of hard work?

Perry's administration began shipping books from the Library of Jacksonville in order to restock the shelves of the various Jacksonvillian schools. Rhonda, the cloaked crusader he was, began attacking book shipments in the middle of the night by slashing the tires of the delivery trucks and burning their contents. Rhonda, over several months, developed into a mythical figure in Jacksonvillian mythology- he became known as 'el Devorador de Libros' (The Eater of Books).

Quelling Rhonda

Perry, after the fifteenth truck was slashed and burned, wrote to Mummy's office in Memphis requesting Superpredator reinforcement. He explained the dire situation, and in return, recieved a packaged envelope with a bloody booger on a tissue inside of it. Perry, frustrated, decided to take matters into his own hands.