Captain Waifuria

Captain Waifuria was a Waifurian supersoldier and Secretary of War who frequently fought some of the Waifurian Empire's ugliest and most brutal battles for them. Infused with the pond of Legume, he was nigh immortal, surviving entire planets crashing onto his head from Sunbender and the suffering wrath of Leosis himself. He was synthesized in 442 AB, and subsequently served as Waifurian Secretary of War (a mostly ceremonial position, until it came time to publicly execute the enemy) until the collapse of the Waifurian Empire. Most of the time Captain Waifuria came and went as he pleased, being a contract Employee and thus not be entitled to dental and eyecare.