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Emerald Dwarf

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The Emerald Ship

The Emerald Dwarf was a supermassive space dreadnought, which measured roughly 40 miles in length. It was feared throughout the Sexerric Quadrant, due to the Grand Calamities which came along with it.

Grand Calamities Which Came Along With It

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The Emerald Dwarf was known far and wide as a herald of horrible things for civilizations. When it appeared in the skies, people would run and scream in horror, for the Emerald Dwarf was interpreted a terrible sign of things to come.

When the Emerald Dwarf appeared, usually, civilizations would experience one or two of the following calamities:

Combine-19 Epidemic

Mass Famine

Cannibalistic Transportation Services

Buildup of Bus Manufacturing

Floods

Drought

Magmatic Core Freezover

Polar Reversal

Total Extinction

These were some of the grand correlated events with the Emerald Dwarf. Interestingly enough, there was no empirical evidence to suggest that that the Emerald Dwarf had any actual relation to the calamities- it could very well have just been coincidence that these horrible things happened when the Emerald Dwarf was nearby.