J-Man

The J-Man. He clearly resembles his cousin, G-Man.

The J-Man was a celibate quasi-omnipotent entity who resided in a small home near Calgary, Canada. He was a distant cousin of the G-Man, and was the illegitimate offspring of the Employer of Balance, the Auditor.

Psychology

The J-Man was a renowned psychologist across North America, and was an avid critic of Joe Biden's reformation of North American into the first Grand American Overlorddom.

Emotional Derangement

The J-Man ate an exclusively all-meat diet and frequently cried on camera, lamenting the pitiful state of Earth (which was pitiful at all times).

Mohammad Rajab Wali

The J-Man was in cahoots with fellow Mummycritic Mohammad Rajab Wali, and the two plotted a coup of the Overlorddom in 2 AB. Unfortunately, their plans were shattered when Mohammad became infuriated that the J-Man did not support Kurdistan. Wali demanded the J-Man leave Texas USA (Where Wali was, 24/7, every day).