Max Clot Dignitarium

The Max Clot Dignitarium was a human euthanization centre stationed in Briggards, Massachussetts. The company prided itself on quick, efficient, and painless euthanization of all patients.

Euthanization

The Euthanization Process was relatively cheap, and cost roughly $5 USD per patient. The Max Clot Dignitarium, as the name suggests, operated by using extra-Greenspill radiation to initiate rapid and exponential blood clots. The entire process took roughly 6 seconds to complete, and had a 44% success rate.

Failures

The Max Clot Dignitarium was inhabited by numerous freakish half-clotted creatures, (whos euthanizations had gone wrong) including a horrendous thing known as Bill M.

Closing

The Max Clot Dignitarium was unfortunately shut down in 20 AB, after several years of losing business to the far more successful Albuquerque Black Hole Cluster. The Black Hole Cluster ate up all of the business of the Dignitarium, and the Dignitarium was abandoned for several years, before becoming declared "Bill M World" and permanently shut off from the public.