Ob

The Braindead Stupid Fuck was fascinated with Ob. Unfortunately, Ob didn't feel the same way.

Horrendous World

Ob was a large, horribly misshapen gas giant in the Berrand system which orbited the star at a proximity of roughly 50 feet. It completed a year in around six Earth minutes and experienced days ranging from 3 to 9 seconds long. Ob was a vile and erroneous world, which by all accounts, should have been destroyed mere seconds after its inception. However, due to the Great Tricks of the God of Planets Leosis, it remained intact.

Favorite Planet

Leosis decreed Ob his favorite planet, much to the disdain of the Employers. They decried it as 'impossible' and an 'omniversal instability'. He didn't care, and cherished the planet for these differences.

View of Ob at apogee, which was 52 feet away from the star Berrand.

Geoff's Space Base

Ob was the site of Geoffrey Eckstein's secret Space Base, in which many popular celebrities and government officials often visited. Reasons were never determined for these visits, however many assumed it was purely business related. Geoff's Space Base was anchored to the core of the planet with a near-perfect Unobtanium Alloy, as any other material would be too weak to withstand the horrific windspeeds of Ob, which approached 300,000 kilometers per hour on a calm day.