The Fleshfall on the National Mall

US President Donald J. Trump, the Great MAGA King, commented that the Capitol 'looks like shit' after the Fleshfall on the National Mall. He was objectively correct in that ascertainment.

Overview

The Fleshfall on the National Mall was a Rotten Event which occurred after Earth's use of the Gigamagnet against the Combine at the End of the Great META War. When metallic Combine snyths (and several thousand unsuspecting civilians) were sucked up to the massive magnet, their flesh was torn off from the speed at which they travelled and thus it rained back down on Washington DC Below, in what historians decried as the Worst Percipitation of All Time.

Health Code Violation

Egregious quantities of soullean and rotten flesh rained down on the citizens of Earth. This rain was particularly concentrated over Washington DC, due to the Gigamagnet's initial launch site. The National Mall was bathed in 3 feet of organic material, with a total volume being nearly equivalent to the flesh content of 15 Billion People. This led to a grand diaspora of illness and disease, as many unsuspecting civilians began eating this 'sky meat'. Dark MAGA Acolytes believed it to be a Magarrish blessing, and nearly half of their members died in 1 BB because of this. Thankfully, the Washington DC Volunteer Fire Department had 4 hoses and 17 volunteers, and as such were eventually able to disperse with the fleshy loiterances by employing 20-hour work days and cocaine.

Canadium

Unfortunately, the Brainrotted Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau, was scheduled to visit DC that weekend to discuss the enduring Ohio Problem. Trudeau and his entourage were rather repulsed by the rotting flesh which lined the streets. He nearly made to leave ; however, the Great MAGA King arrived then in a glorious golden two-wheeled vehicle, the Donald Trump Arrival Device. Trudeau was transported to the White House and met with the Magarrish One, and Grandly So.