Captain Waifuria

Captain Waifuria was a Waifurian supersoldier and Secretary of War who frequently fought some of the Waifurian Empire's ugliest and most brutal battles for them. Infused with the pond of Legume, he was nigh immortal, surviving entire planets crashing onto his head from Sunbender and the suffering wrath of Leosis himself. He was synthesized in 442 AB, and subsequently served as Waifurian Secretary of War (a mostly ceremonial position, until it came time to publicly execute the enemy) until the collapse of the Waifurian Empire. Notably, he led the Siege of Berrand following Rick Hernia's attempted Liberation of Berrand. This siege was one of the most deadly and costly Waifurian military operations resulting in the deaths of billions of civilians in 14 systems and 400 million Waifurian soldiers.

Most of the time Captain Waifuria came and went as he pleased, being a contract Employee and thus not be entitled to dental and eyecare. He was beloved by the populous and renowned as the savior of Waifuria, having a public persona to rival that of That Rot himself.

He was publicly executed following the collapse of the Waifurian Empire in 100,394, and his corpse was strung along the Empire State Building for all to see.