Celery Gangstalker

Smiling celery gangstalker somewhere suspicious

The Celery Gangstalker

Celery Gangstalker
Aliases	Sir Celery Scourge of Celery Salesmen
Affiliation	Celery Stealer
Occupation	Celery Gangstalker
Biographical information
Date of birth	September 6, 76 B.B
Place of birth	Cicero, Illinois
Date of death	September 17, 67 A.B.
Place of death	Sicily, Italy
Physical description
Species	Supercelery
Gender	Celery
Height	6'7
Weight	66 Kg
Eye color	Small
Appearances

Soliloquy

The Celery Gangstalker was a stalker who stalked stalks of celery. He started stalking celery when someone said celery smelled sickly, something which stalled the ticklish temper of the strict celery stickler Celery Gangstalker. The Scourge of Celery Salesmen, as some said he was called, scoured the celery sellers of several cities and states, stealing and severing several celery stalks septennially. A Celery Soliloquy, smitten with steaming celery imagery and a small teal seal, and smited by the Seaside Seal Seal, Seymore, was discovered somewhere in the residence of the Celery Gangstalker. The Celery Secretary sent six secret service operatives to stop Sir Celery from securing stolen stalks of celery.

Skyrocketing Celery Salary and Suspension by Stalk

The celery salary of celery farmers skyrocketed stupendously some time after the Celery Gangstalker was sussed out by the six secret service agents and subsequently suspended posthumously in a surruptitious state from a single celery stalk in Sicily. Several celery saleman said, smiling, "our celery salary is safe!"