Church of Virgins

The Church of Virgins was a religious institution of celibate incels who believed sex was a sin against the great Fortnite Cube. They were often described as being one of the most destructive cults ever to grace the surface of Planet Earth, and were highly responsible for the moral degradation of society.

Scriptures

The Holy Virgin Scripture states that, "A true man never bathes, and a good man cares not for his physical health." Because of this, 93% of the Church's members were morbidly obese. The Church's main ideology was founded on the idea that sex was wrong, and should never be attempted in any capacity. The Church on several occassions suggested a mass castration of the entire planet as a solution to "too much sex".

Rivalry with the Lunar Sexbots

The ideals of the Church of Virgins, of course, put them at war with the Lunar Sexbots. The Lunar Sexbots began methodically tracking down high-profile members of the Church of Virgins and slipping condoms and pineapple juice into their pockets. Eventually, the Lunar Sexbots crossed a line when they assassinated the Virgin Pope.

Dissolution of the Church

After the Pope's Assassination, many of the Church's members began questioning the authority and accuracy of the preachings of the Fortnite Cube. The Church's enrollment fell 50% in the year after this. Many of those who left fell into romantic relationships and began having a great deal of sexual intercourse. They also began bathing. Many of the Church's members traveled to Earth's Moon to learn how to have sex from the Lunar Sexbots, who were more than willing to train them in the craft.

With each member who left the Church, the Fortnite Cube became smaller and weaker, until one day, a woman accidentally stepped on and killed the Cube.