Great Texas Beasles Outbreak
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The Great Texas Beasles Outbreak was a disease epidemic occurring in the Magarrish Neo-Aeternic Precinct 'MAGAZONE 5' comprised of what was once the U.S. States of Texas and Oklahoma. The Outbreak occurred under the oversight of Neo-Aeternic Center for Death Control expert and brain-rotted Mummylet, Rotter F. Kennedy Jr. The outbreak occurred because Rotter banned the use of Beasles Vaccines, claiming that 'Jewish & Black Aeternians are 100% less likely to die from disease than poor kids', without explanation. This resulted in Precinct Manager Gregory Hot Wheels banning the use of all vaccines permanently. As a result Beasles, a disease eradicated some 600,000 years prior, flourished, and killed 96% of the population of MAGAZONE 5.