Headfishing

The Sauron Microcosm, a miniaturized hell portal akin to the Eye of Sauron, was used by the Great MAGA King (as well as many other prominent figures, including Bill Clinton and Geoffrey Eckstein) to engage in heinous, non-euclidian sexual acts with extradimensional beings. Usually, the instigator would place an appendage of their choice into the Microcosm’s pupil, and would hold it there until something ‘bit’. The practice became known in elite circles as “headfishing”.