Applebarm

Apple Barm was a large quantum computer hosted in the U.S by the Waifurian Empire that calculated world statistics on Earth 2 until it calculated its last statistic following its cancelling by Cansell Culcher and was blown up by a large missile fired from New York City.

Controversy

The computational grandeur of apple barm was rivaled only by the Russian global statistics computer, Russian Apple Barm, which calculated 10 times more than the Waifurian Empire owned device because of communism. This rivalry caused 'The Great Red Apple Barm Scare of 30 B.B' and prompted the U.S government to increase its budget research in quantum computing. After this they created Apple Barm 2 which was better than Apple Barm and Russian Apple Barm and also Congolese Apple Barm (who's benchmark exceeded all in reality which was ignored). A year later the soviet onion would collapse because of incorrect wealth funneling/distribution.