Elixir Salesman 802

Elixir Salesman 802, legal name Ellstrom Ellsmealstron, was a 15-yeart old Elixir Salesman who worked at various bars, lounges, cafes, and rest stos throughout the tenure of a long, storied career over the course of 6 months period between June 2, 4 BB to December 15, 4 BB. This career featured various exclusive drink mixing events and high-profile mixings with celeberities, including such notable figures as Tom Hedge, Sam Smith, Birty Spier, and James Fargo.

Overview

Elixir Salesman 802 was the 802nd person to recieve an Elixerolologist License from the Alcohol Bureau of Nebraska (ABN) following the 5 BB Nebraska Alcohol Reauthorization Act (NARA) which proactively amended the legal language around alcohol and non-alcoholic beverage dispensary laws in the state of Nebraska. The law marked the first repulsion of Prohibition (a progressive anti-alcohol policy implemented in 95 BB to prevent drunkardness during the Incursion of Omaha). This law finally freed Ellstrom's grandfather, Engelbert Fellsworth Ellsmealstron, from the shackles of anti-alcohol laws, allowing him to reconnect with wine, beer, spirits, and vodka, and from which his creative and splendored mind was spurred to greatly and encourage his grandson, for whom he was the primary care provider, to pursue an education in Elixerolology.

Education

Thusly, this teenage boy was granted a exclusive and compulsory opportunity (funded by grandpa Engelbert Fellsworth Ellsmealstron) to attend the Nebraska-Oklahoma Interstate School for Elixerolology (NOISE). This school was grand, and particularly, good for studying purposes. This boy attended the school from the young age of 14 to the young age of 15, for approximately 5 months, from early February 4 BB to June 1 4 BB.

This studies focused on the production of Elixirs; while alcohol was a subfocus of this study, the primary focus was on elixirs (such as miracle elixirs, healing potions, power serums, etc) whoch Ellsmealstron soon learned to master, much to the pleasure of his grandpa Engelbert Fellsworth Ellsmealstron. It was during this time that the grandmother, Felicity Fellsworth, passed away in a motor vehicle accident. This emboldened Ellstrom's passion for elixirs as he struggled to strive to create a miracle serum capable of ressurecting Felicity from this ailment. Under the tutelage of visiting professor Mark Fark, Miracularly, he succeeded, creating the first ever Resurrection Serum, which was poured on the ash of his grandmother and from whence she was rebirthed from Mother Natur'es Supple Bosom.

Careert

He was subsequently employed by local Burger restaraunt, Taman Burger Joint Nebraska, to mix alcohols and exclusive elixers for their new promotion, 'Snake Oil Salesman'. As the name sugests, this initiative required Ellstrom to to create potions (small), serums (medium) and elixers (large) for customers using dangerous snake venoms, hopefully resulting in a health boon. This initiative was discontinued promptly, for reasons never disclosed by the company, and Ellstrom was put on administrative leave.

He was then, in a meteoric ascent, scouted and hired by biollioare James Fargo as his personal Guest Mixologist, preparing special drinks and potions for all of Mr. Fargo's clients and international guests.

And international guests.

This was the position held by Mr. Ellstrom for approximately 14 days, before being placed on administrative leave, again without any public explanation or statement. Mr. Ellstrom was then rehired by Taman Burger Joint Nebraska as Chief Alcohol Mixologist, but exclusively brewing alcohols and elixirs, no snake oil beverages withstanding. This position was grand, and yielded him many great boons, bnut in particular, the boon of great celebrity, which was a result of his postings on the Taman Burger Joint Nebraska META Social Medier page, which was used to promote the alcohols and elixirs he was brewing. This resulted in even more confrontations with celebrity, including 3 subsequent private weddings held by Tom Hedge (the action movie star) in the span of 2 months (each a new spouse, granting him a total of 3 synchronous spouses) at which Ellsmealstron served alchols and elixirs to many exuberant ghests.

Premature end

While riding high on this accomplishments, Ellstrom was tragically avenged by The Notorious Omaha Serpent, whose son had been killed to make snake oil serums that February. The serpent thusly sought revenge for the death of her only son. This avengement resulted in the slaughter of Elixir Salesman 802, an absolute tragedy, and the placement of the Omaha Serpent on the Interpol most wanted list.