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Frederick Heineman Tragedia

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Frederick, despite his appearance, was 110 feet tall and flaming.

Frederick Heineman Tragedia was one of 8 million bugspawn of Malike Tragedia. He was a gargantuan being who sought only to be loved, but who was far too massive to ever be loved. Everywhere he went, he devestated people and things; he burned down forests, trampled villages, and killed people with simple steps. He experienced severe panic attacks and anxiety because of his size, and was self conscious about his weight. He attempted several times to recieve treatment from Dr. Now but was turned down because of his 'extremely large bone masses'. This was discouraging. His anxiety reached a breaking point after his attempts to conceal his bodily differences (by using Thin Lizzy's famous line of makeup and cosmetic products) resulted only in additional trauma and pain. A lengthy legal saga followed, which rendered Frederick a millionaire; however, this money did not positively impact his anxiety, in fact only made it worse, he felt very anxious having all of that money and uncomfy with how much was in his bank account. Thusly, he spontaneously spent all of the money on a personal airplane. Of course, he did not realize how large he truly was, and was distraught when he discovered he was unable to fit into this airplane. However, he was now stuck with this plane. He could not sell it because he had voided the warranty when he filled the plane up with Diesel at KwikFil Gas Station in Nebraska City.