Rick Hernia

Richard Marcus Hernandez Hernia III
File:Rick Hernia Rick Hernia in his most recent form.
Aliases	God of Men, Rick Hernia, Rick, Ricky, Richard, The Based God, Guardian Of The Cum Sta$h, Dave
Relatives	Unnamed Mother, Unnamed Father, Dr. Phil (Possible Uncle), Riley Reid (Possible Cousin)
Affiliation	M.T.O Cadets (Formerly), M.T.O Special Combined Forces Unit (Honourably Discharged), M.T.O Veterans Club , Rick Hernia's Cum Cult Legume
Occupation	M.T.O Foot Soldier (Former) Musician God of Men
Biographical information
Marital status	A$AP KIDNEY $TONE (199 B.B. - Final Moment)
Date of birth	February 10th 183 B.B.
Place of birth	Unknown. (Theorised to be somewhere in the south western rice farming territories)
Date of death	Final Moment
Place of death	Wreckage of Waifuria Prime
Physical description
Species	Tier 3 Metaphysical Being
Gender	Male
Height	N/A
Weight	N/A
Eye color	N/A
Appearances
Appears in	4 Times, 4 Times Remastered, BA$EDGOD, G@NG $H!T, G@NG $H!T 2, Half-Life 3 Intro Sequence, Phonk Free$tyle, Music Any% Speedrun, Ode To Alex Mk.2, Alex Is A Stupid Cunt
Debut	4 Times

Rick Hernia In His Most Recent Form

Rick Hernia (formal. Richard Marcus Hernandez Hernia III) was the protagonist of the Rick Hernia Omniverse and was to date, the only known Tier 3 metaphysical being. He was never seen in his Physical Tier 2 form, as he transitioned sometime around 199 B.B. Rick Hernia was a former foot soldier for the M.T.O military and graduated from the cadets with honors in guerrilla warfare and spitting lyrical bars. He was wounded severely in the great META war and was sent home with non life threatening injuries. <references responsive="0" />

Early Childhood

Little is known about Rick Hernia before the great META war. It is theorized that he was formed by the Legume. Others say that his parents are simply unknown due to Richard being orphaned out to Honorhall Orphanage.

Rick joined the cadets some time around 187 B.B. where he strived and flourished with his skills and innate knowledge of tactical warfare. This was also around the time where Rick Hernia had developed a fascination with "spitting based lyrics". Shortly after finding his new passion and hobby, Richard was deployed as a foot soldier in the great META war. During the war, he met and befriended Keith Cumshoes, and the two developed a brotherly bond.

Rick Hernia in his earliest reported form.

Rick Hernia transitioned considerably quickly from a Tier 1 to a Tier 2 Metaphysical being. This occurrence is considerably rare among the Metaphysical race, most beings take 100 years to transition. Rick Hernia had managed to transition in a matter of 4 years.

Military Service

Rick served in the M.T.O Special Combined Forces and led the assault on the capital realm of the east, Jacksonville Florida. Under Chief Hernia the M.T.O made great tactical advancements, ultimately nearly leading to a decisive victory. A few days before the siege of Delaware, Rick Hernia was injured and was honourably discharged due to his injuries. A week after Richard's injury, the war ended as a stalemate between the two sides. Rick is now in possession of a M.T.O Veterans card and can receive 10% off his purchase at Farmer Charlies.

Music Career

Rick always had a fascination with lyrical composition. At a young age, Rick and his friend Keith Cumshoes would joke around at the M.T.O Cadets Academy and write "based" lyrics on sheets of toilet paper. Before Richard's deployment into warfare he had acquired himself a cracked copy of Fruity Loops Studio 12 from The Pirate Bay.org.

After his injury before the battle of Delaware and after the siege of Jacksonville Florida, Rick found himself being bored at home with nothing to do except eating and masturbating. He acquired himself an ASUS laptop and installed his cracked version of FL Studio 12. This was also around the time where he got back into contact with an old friend, Keith Cumshoes, and was also around the time where met his current wife, A$AP KIDNEY $TONE.

Whilst reconnecting with his lifelong friend, the two found a common interest in videogames, and soon began playing Terraria together. This was where Steve the Guide entered their reality, ejaculating with such force within the videogame that he tore a hole into Rick's home.

Soon after this, Keith and Rick began their band, initially creating a two-track EP, Noticeable Lump in the Abdomen.

On this release were the two fantabulous musical masterpieces, BA$EDGOD, and 4 Times. BA$EDGOD was so critically acclaimed that it's release date influenced the Omniversal measuring system (December 31, 2020 became December 31, 0 A.B. (After BA$EDGOD).) This led to a great musical renaissance between Cumshoes and Hernia. While they both worked on original projects, the two formed a band, along with A$AP KIDNEY $TONE, and began producing spiritual lyrical beats at a dubious rate.

Ascension to God of Men

In his Tier 3 Form, Rick Hernia began playing with reality. His fascination with bending the fabric of spacetime caught the eye of the Warshippers, who brought him to Ghetsin 3 to study with them. Rick Hernia reassumed his Tier 1 Form for this outing. Under the Tutelage of Supreme Warshipper Francis Merrigold, Rick began learning the ways of the Legume and, by proxy, the ways of the Force. Hernia's status as a Metaphysical Being helped him quickly surpass his peers, and he quickly mastered the crucial components of being a Warshipper. The Legume became so impressed with Hernia that it granted him the status of 'God of Men'. Rick Hernia became more powerful than any G-Man could ever dream of. However, he elected to use his powers to create spiritual lyrical masterpieces. He traveled the Omniverse with the Gleryate, spreading the Force to those deemed worthy.

Emperor of Waifuria

Rick served as Emperor of Waifuria for a substantial period in the ninety thousands. He was one of the best-rated emperors in history, and composed the Waifurian Imperial Anthem.