Rick Hernia

Richard Marcus Hernandez Hernia III
File:Rick Hernia Rick Hernia in his most recent form.
Aliases	God of Men, Rick Hernia, Rick, Ricky, Richard, The Based God, Guardian Of The Cum Sta$h, Dave
Relatives	Unnamed Mother, Unnamed Father, Dr. Phil (Possible Uncle), Riley Reid (Possible Cousin)
Affiliation	M.T.O Cadets (Formerly), M.T.O Special Combined Forces Unit (Honourably Discharged), M.T.O Veterans Club , Rick Hernia's Cum Cult Legume
Occupation	M.T.O Foot Soldier (Former) Musician God of Men
Biographical information
Marital status	A$AP KIDNEY $TONE (199 B.B. - Final Moment)
Date of birth	February 10th 183 B.B.
Place of birth	Unknown. (Theorised to be somewhere in the south western rice farming territories)
Date of death	Final Moment
Place of death	Wreckage of Waifuria Prime
Physical description
Species	Tier 3 Metaphysical Being
Gender	Male
Height	N/A
Weight	N/A
Eye color	N/A
Appearances
Appears in	4 Times, 4 Times Remastered, BA$EDGOD, G@NG $H!T, G@NG $H!T 2, Half-Life 3 Intro Sequence, Phonk Free$tyle, Music Any% Speedrun, Ode To Alex Mk.2, Alex Is A Stupid Cunt
Debut	4 Times

Rick Hernia In most common Form

Rick Hernia (formal. Richard Marcus Hernandez Hernia III) was the assumed protagonist of the Rick Hernia Omniverse and was the only known Tier 3 metaphysical being.

Rick Hernia trained as an elite foot soldier for the M.T.O elite military and graduated from the cadets with honors in guerrilla warfare. He was wounded severely in the great META War, during the Battle of Alexandria, and was sent then home with non-life threatening injuries. <references responsive="0" />

Early Childhood

Little was known about Rick Hernia before the Great META War. It is theorized that he was formed by the Legume. Others hypothesize that his parents were simply unknown due to Richard being orphaned out to Honorhall Orphanage.

Rick joined the ranks of the M.T.O cadets some time around 187 B.B. where he strived and flourished with his skills and innate knowledge of tactical warfare. This was also around the time where Rick Hernia had developed a fascination with, in his words, "spitting based lyrics". Shortly after finding his new passion and hobby, Richard was deployed as a foot soldier in the great META war. During the war, he met and befriended Keith Cumshoes, and the two developed a brotherly bond.

Rick Hernia in his earliest reported form.

Rick Hernia transitioned considerably quickly from a Tier 1 to a Tier 2 Metaphysical being. This occurrence is considerably rare among the Metaphysical race, most beings take 100 years to transition. Rick Hernia had managed to transition in a matter of 4 years.

Military Service

Rick served in the M.T.O Special Combine-Deterrent Forces and led the Board of Waifuria's assault on the captured capital realm of the east, Jacksonville Florida. Under Commander Hernia, the M.T.O made great tactical advancements. In 1 B.B, Rick Hernia was injured and was honorably discharged due to his injuries. A week after Richard's injury, the war ended as a stalemate between the two sides. Rick came into possession of a M.T.O Veterans card and could receive 10% off his purchase at Farmer Charlies.

Music Career

Rick always had a fascination with lyrical composition. At a young age, Rick and his friend Keith Cumshoes would joke around at the M.T.O Cadets Academy and wrote "based" lyrics on sheets of toilet paper. Before Richard's deployment into warfare he had acquired himself a cracked copy of Fruity Loops Studio 12 from The Pirate Bay.org. He suffered no consequences for this.

After his injury, and the end of the Great META War, Rick found himself being bored at home with nothing to do except eating and masturbating. He acquired himself an ASUS laptop and installed his cracked version of FL Studio 12. This was also around the time where he got back into contact with an old friend, Keith Cumshoes. He also married A$AP Kidney Stone during this time.

Whilst reconnecting with his lifelong friend, Rick found that the found a common interest in videogames, and soon began playing Terraria together. This was where Steve the Guide entered their reality, ejaculating with such force within the videogame that he tore a hole into Rick's home.

Soon after this, Keith and Rick began their band, initially creating a two-track EP, 'Noticeable Lump in the Abdomen'.

On this release were two fantastic musical masterpieces; BA$EDGOD, and 4 Times. BA$EDGOD was so critically acclaimed that it's release date influenced the Omniversal measuring system (December 31, 2020 became December 31, 0 A.B. (After BA$EDGOD).) This led to a great musical renaissance between Cumshoes and Hernia. While they both worked on original projects, the two formed a band, along with A$AP KIDNEY $TONE, and began producing spiritual lyrical beats at a dubious rate.

Ascension to God of Men

In his Tier 3 Form, Rick Hernia began playing with reality. His fascination with bending the fabric of spacetime caught the eye of the Warshippers, who brought him to Ghetsin 3 to study with them. Rick Hernia reassumed his Tier 1 Form for this outing. Under the Tutelage of Supreme Warshipper Francis Merrigold, Rick began learning the ways of the Legume and, by proxy, the ways of the Force. Hernia's status as a Metaphysical Being helped him quickly surpass his peers, and he quickly mastered the crucial components of being a Warshipper. The Legume became so impressed with Hernia that it granted him the status of 'God of Men'. Rick Hernia became more powerful than any G-Man could ever dream of. However, he elected to use his powers to create spiritual lyrical masterpieces. He traveled the Omniverse with the Gleryate, spreading the Force to those deemed worthy.

Force Sensitivity

Rick's Force powers were an extraordinary gift, and his adeptedness with these abilities was far greater than any other being in the universe. Rick endowed countless creatures in systems across the Omniverse during his time with his knowledge in the Force. During this time, Rick Hernia frequently engaged in bitter spats with the Scourge of the Omniverse, Hunter Biden. The two became bitter enemies. Hunter wanted to extinguish the Force from the Omniverse for good, and would stop at nothing to achieve his goal.

Emperor of Waifuria

Rick served as Emperor of Waifuria for a substantial period in the ninety thousands. He was one of the best-rated emperors in history, and composed the Waifurian Imperial Anthem.