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{{Character|name=Baron Vladimir Vardonnen|aliases=The Governor|relatives=Ig Serroid (Dimensionspawn)|affiliation=Ig Serroid, Vardonna, Waifurian Empire|occupation=Politician; Dimension-Shifter|marital=Lieutazol Vardonnen|birthDate=04/30/14,320,001 BB|birthPlace=BLAMPIST-1 G (Vardonna)|deathDate=09/12/999,991 AB|deathPlace=BLAMPIST-1 C|species=Vardonmen|gender=Male|height=5'2|weight=210|eyes=Black}} | {{Character|name=Baron Vladimir Vardonnen|aliases=The Governor|relatives=Ig Serroid (Dimensionspawn)|affiliation=Ig Serroid, Vardonna, Waifurian Empire|occupation=Politician; Dimension-Shifter|marital=Lieutazol Vardonnen|birthDate=04/30/14,320,001 BB|birthPlace=BLAMPIST-1 G (Vardonna)|deathDate=09/12/999,991 AB|deathPlace=BLAMPIST-1 C|species=Vardonmen|gender=Male|height=5'2|weight=210|eyes=Black}} | ||
Baron Vladimir Vardonnen, known broadly as 'the Governor', was the half-blooded monarch of the portal world [[BLAMPIST-1 G]] (later known as [[Vardonna]]). Born to an [[Ig Serroid]] father and a Vardonnen mother, the [[Queen Vardonna]], Vladimir was hailed as a messiah to the people of BLAMPIST-1 G, and thusly ruled as their leader for eons, until his eventual deposition at the hands of [[Rick Hernia]] during the [[Five War]]. | Baron Vladimir Vardonnen, known broadly as 'the Governor', was the half-blooded legislative monarch of the portal world [[BLAMPIST-1 G]] (later known as [[Vardonna]]) and an avid anti-imperialist. Born to an [[Ig Serroid]] father and a Vardonnen mother, the [[Queen Vardonna]], Vladimir was hailed as a messiah to the people of [[BLAMPIST-1 G]], and thusly ruled as their leader for eons, until his eventual deposition at the hands of [[Rick Hernia]] during the [[Five War]]. | ||
== Political Intrigue == | == Political Intrigue == | ||
After the [[Waifurian Civil War]], | After the [[Waifurian Civil War]], the BLAMPIST-1 system asserted, for the first time in millenia, sovereignty over their lush and resource-rich solar system. After the cataclysmic loss of life in both the [[Great META War 2|Second Great META War]] and [[Waifurian Civil War]], the people of the BLAMPIST-1 system, ravaged by [[Combine]] sneak attacks and supply line cuts, were sick of the [[Waifurian Empire]]'s inability to properly govern. Not to mention the recent relocation of the enemy Andromeda galaxy to the Milky Way's doorstep at the hands of, in the Governor's words, "the bloodthirsty metaphysical tyrant [[Rick Hernia]]". | ||
So, Baron Vladimir Vardonnen and Blamper [[Shah Oora Malgone]] of BLAMPIST-1 D led a nationalist 'Free Worlds' movement, which gained traction in the seven-planet system. By 20,034 AB, all six civilized planets, as well as a bacterium delegation from [[BLAMPIST-1 F]], | |||
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Revision as of 13:14, 29 March 2024

| Baron Vladimir Vardonnen | |
|---|---|
| Aliases | The Governor |
| Relatives | Ig Serroid (Dimensionspawn) |
| Affiliation | Ig Serroid, Vardonna, Waifurian Empire |
| Occupation | Politician; Dimension-Shifter |
| Biographical information | |
| Marital status | Lieutazol Vardonnen |
| Date of birth | 04/30/14,320,001 BB |
| Place of birth | BLAMPIST-1 G (Vardonna) |
| Date of death | 09/12/999,991 AB |
| Place of death | BLAMPIST-1 C |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Vardonmen |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 5'2 |
| Weight | 210 |
| Eye color | Black |
| Appearances | |
Baron Vladimir Vardonnen, known broadly as 'the Governor', was the half-blooded legislative monarch of the portal world BLAMPIST-1 G (later known as Vardonna) and an avid anti-imperialist. Born to an Ig Serroid father and a Vardonnen mother, the Queen Vardonna, Vladimir was hailed as a messiah to the people of BLAMPIST-1 G, and thusly ruled as their leader for eons, until his eventual deposition at the hands of Rick Hernia during the Five War.
Political Intrigue
After the Waifurian Civil War, the BLAMPIST-1 system asserted, for the first time in millenia, sovereignty over their lush and resource-rich solar system. After the cataclysmic loss of life in both the Second Great META War and Waifurian Civil War, the people of the BLAMPIST-1 system, ravaged by Combine sneak attacks and supply line cuts, were sick of the Waifurian Empire's inability to properly govern. Not to mention the recent relocation of the enemy Andromeda galaxy to the Milky Way's doorstep at the hands of, in the Governor's words, "the bloodthirsty metaphysical tyrant Rick Hernia".
So, Baron Vladimir Vardonnen and Blamper Shah Oora Malgone of BLAMPIST-1 D led a nationalist 'Free Worlds' movement, which gained traction in the seven-planet system. By 20,034 AB, all six civilized planets, as well as a bacterium delegation from BLAMPIST-1 F,