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Elixir Salesman 802, legal name Ellstrom Ellsmealstron, was a 15-yeart old Elixir Salesman who worked at various bars, lounges, cafes, and rest stos throughout the tenure of a long, storied career over the course of 6 months period between June 2, 4 BB to December 15, 4 BB. This career featured various exclusive drink mixing events and high-profile mixings with celeberities, including such notable figures as Tom Hedge, Sam Smith, Birty Spier, and James Fargo.

Overview

Elixir Salesman 802 was the 802nd person to recieve an Elixerolologist License from the Alcohol Bureau of Nebraska (ABN) following the 5 BB Nebraska Alcohol Reauthorization Act (NARA) which proactively amended the legal language around alcohol and non-alcoholic beverage dispensary laws in the state of Nebraska. The law marked the first repulsion of Prohibition (a progressive anti-alcohol policy implemented in 95 BB to prevent drunkardness during the Incursion of Omaha). This law finally freed Ellstrom's grandfather, Engelbert Fellsworth Ellsmealstron, from the shackles of anti-alcohol laws, allowing him to reconnect with wine, beer, spirits, and vodka, and from which his creative and splendored mind was spurred to greatly and encourage his grandson, for whom he was the primary care provider, to pursue an education in Elixerolology.

Education

Thusly, this teenage boy was granted a exclusive and compulsory opportunity (funded by grandpa Engelbert Fellsworth Ellsmealstron) to attend the Nebraska-Oklahoma Interstate School for Elixerolology (NOISE). This school was grand, and particularly, good for studying purposes. This boy attended the school from the young age of 14 to the young age of 15, for approximately 5 months, from early February 4 BB to June 1 4 BB.

This studies focused on the production of Elixirs; while alcohol was a subfocus of this study, the primary focus was on elixirs (such as miracle elixirs, healing potions, power serums, etc) whoch Ellsmealstron soon learned to master, much to the pleasure of his grandpa Engelbert Fellsworth Ellsmealstron. It was during this time that the grandmother, Felicity Fellsworth, passed away in a motor vehicle accident. This emboldened Ellstrom's passion for elixirs as he struggled to strive to create a miracle serum capable of ressurecting Felicity from this ailment. Under the tutelage of visiting professor Mark Fark, Miracularly, he succeeded, creating the first ever Resurrection Serum, which was poured on the ash of his grandmother and from whence she

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 Elixir Salesman 802, legal name Ellstrom Ellsmealstron, was a 15-yeart old Elixir Salesman who worked at various bars, lounges, cafes, and rest stos throughout the tenure of a long, storied career over the course of 6 months period between June 2, 4 BB to December 15, 4 BB. This career featured various exclusive drink mixing events and high-profile mixings with celeberities, including such notable figures as Tom Hedge, Sam Smith, Birty Spier, and [[James Fargo]].
-=== Career ===
+=== Overview ===
-Elixir Salesman 802 was the 802nd person to recieve an Elixerolologist License from the Alcohol Bureau of [[Nebraska]] (ABN)
+Elixir Salesman 802 was the 802nd person to recieve an Elixerolologist License from the Alcohol Bureau of [[Nebraska]] (ABN) following the 5 BB Nebraska Alcohol Reauthorization Act (NARA) which proactively amended the legal language around alcohol and non-alcoholic beverage dispensary laws in the state of Nebraska. The law marked the first repulsion of Prohibition (a progressive anti-alcohol policy implemented in 95 BB to prevent drunkardness during the Incursion of [[Omaha]]). This law finally freed Ellstrom's grandfather, Engelbert Fellsworth Ellsmealstron, from the shackles of anti-alcohol laws, allowing him to reconnect with wine, beer, spirits, and vodka, and from which his creative and splendored mind was spurred to greatly and encourage his grandson, for whom he was the primary care provider, to pursue an education in Elixerolology.
+=== Education ===
+Thusly, this teenage boy was granted a exclusive and compulsory opportunity (funded by grandpa Engelbert Fellsworth Ellsmealstron) to attend the [[Nebraska]]-[[Oklahoma]] Interstate School for Elixerolology (NOISE). This school was grand, and particularly, good for studying purposes. This boy attended the school from the young age of 14 to the young age of 15, for approximately 5 months, from early February 4 BB to June 1 4 BB.
+This studies focused on the production of Elixirs; while alcohol was a subfocus of this study, the primary focus was on elixirs (such as miracle elixirs, healing potions, power serums, etc) whoch Ellsmealstron soon learned to master, much to the pleasure of his grandpa Engelbert Fellsworth Ellsmealstron. It was during this time that the grandmother, Felicity Fellsworth, passed away in a motor vehicle accident. This emboldened Ellstrom's passion for elixirs as he struggled to strive to create a miracle serum capable of ressurecting Felicity from this ailment. Under the tutelage of visiting professor [[Mark Fark]], Miracularly, he succeeded, creating the first ever Resurrection Serum, which was poured on the ash of his grandmother and from whence she