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She fled the [[United States of America|United States]] in 4 BB after her premeire product, 'Lizzy's Demon-Away' was revealed to be a total sham. This was revealed when one of the bugspawn of [[Malike Tragedia]], [[Frederick Heineman Tragedia]], attempted to apply Lizzy's Demon-Away (LDA) and subsequently attempted to enter a Kroger's grocery store in [[Nebraska City, Kansas]]. Unfortunartunately, the effects of Thin Lizzy's makeup were negligible, and Frederick Heineman Tragedia was chased out of the store by overweight employees on mobility scooters, who wielded pitch forks and swords, threatening to behead Frederick purely because he was a 110 foot tall demon. | She fled the [[United States of America|United States]] in 4 BB after her premeire product, 'Lizzy's Demon-Away' was revealed to be a total sham. This was revealed when one of the bugspawn of [[Malike Tragedia]], [[Frederick Heineman Tragedia]], attempted to apply Lizzy's Demon-Away (LDA) and subsequently attempted to enter a Kroger's grocery store in [[Nebraska City, Kansas]]. Unfortunartunately, the effects of Thin Lizzy's makeup were negligible, and Frederick Heineman Tragedia was chased out of the store by overweight employees on mobility scooters, who wielded pitch forks and swords, threatening to behead Frederick purely because he was a 110 foot tall demon. | ||
Frederick was traumatized by this incident, | |||
Frederick was traumatized by this incident, | |||
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Revision as of 16:59, 2 September 2026
Thin Lizzy was a makeup artist and professional disguise master whose career was primarily focused on creating affordable makeups and cosmetic products for Cryptoids, demons and daedric entities. This makeup was promised by Thin Lizzy to reduce unsightly details such as flaming skin, goat horns, damned tattoos, and other clear indications of nonmortality which rotted ones sought to conceal.
Cowardice
She fled the United States in 4 BB after her premeire product, 'Lizzy's Demon-Away' was revealed to be a total sham. This was revealed when one of the bugspawn of Malike Tragedia, Frederick Heineman Tragedia, attempted to apply Lizzy's Demon-Away (LDA) and subsequently attempted to enter a Kroger's grocery store in Nebraska City, Kansas. Unfortunartunately, the effects of Thin Lizzy's makeup were negligible, and Frederick Heineman Tragedia was chased out of the store by overweight employees on mobility scooters, who wielded pitch forks and swords, threatening to behead Frederick purely because he was a 110 foot tall demon.
Frederick was traumatized by this incident,