Dark MAGA

Dark MAGA was a cannibalistic cult of supporters of The Great MAGA King. They were avid followers of G-Anon, but were far more extreme than the average G-Anon supporter. Dark MAGA believers called themselves 'patriots', and frequently had large orgies in the name of the MAGA King.

Inception

Dark MAGA is thought to have originated as a fringe sect of Pangean cultists, who worshipped the Great MAGA King. They built golden statues of him, covered themselves in tattoos of his face, and performed Force rituals in his honor.

Lights Off

In 5 B.B, During the Great MAGA King's presidential campaign, he uttered the phrase, "turn those lights off, turn them off!" This phrase was hijacked by Dark MAGA cultists and became the unofficial motto of Dark MAGA. When the MAGA King dissapeared after the Glue Factory Incident, Dark MAGA began using the slogan 'Democracy Dies in Darkness' as a sinister threat to the United States Government (they believed Joe Biden had murdered the MAGA King). They were partially correct.

Human Sacrifice

Dark MAGA associates held an annual festival at the ruins of the United States Capitol Building, (destroyed in the Capitol Riot) each January 6th. On this very special day, Dark MAGA cultists would all be required to fill out a ballot form denoting which of their fellow Dark MAGA members they thought was a 'Crooked'. Whoever received the most votes would be named that year's 'Crooked' Effigy and slowly skinned and eaten alive on the crumbling Capitol steps. The corpse would be draped in the American flag and shot out of a cannon into the Atlantic Ocean.

Dark MAGA Mindspell

In 10 A.B, Joe Biden became angry with an aide and complained that the Great MAGA King was "being too loud in [his] tummy". The Aide rushed the newly-crowned Emperor to a hospital. Biden reportedly experienced several strokes after this. He entered a catatonic state where his eyes glazed over with inky black residue and his mouth began emitting supersonic frequencies.

Biden began emitting a low, gutteral scream, and a humanoid figure began emerging from his Glue Form torso. It was the spirit of the MAGA King, still alive within the confines of the Mummy. The MAGA King reportedly sent out a psychic Force Mindspell to his supporters and Dark MAGA, with one simple message- "Covfefe".

Dark MAGA Apocalypse

Every Dark MAGA cultist immediately froze in place and exhibited the same black glossy eyes. Dark MAGA cultists of years pasts rose from the dead, and began advancing on the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid.